shmonday

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

by achflemmed April 16, 2009

smoldering

used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

In the movie Casino Royale, smoldering Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond, walks down the beach in a pair of tight swim trunks.

by JustinAB July 28, 2007

smolder

1. Something Edward Cullen's eyes apparently do 24/7.

2. Go-to word in author Stephenie Meyer's small vocabulary.

Edward walked toward Bella, golden eyes a-smolder, and she promptly fainted.

by allstrangewonders July 24, 2010

Shmoid

A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.

person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.

person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.

by yikers2000 December 1, 2018

Shmolty

The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.

Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.

by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011

Smolders

When u got shoulders that are too small to carry your BOOMBOX on but you still got that drip.

Ugh I have smolders my backpack always slips off!!

by evehansen May 11, 2020

Smoldering intensity

When Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson raises his right eyebrow in concern, curiosity or just to flex.

Sometime done by Dwayne in the event of something serious or catastrophical about to happen.

"Dwayne posed with his smoldering intensity towards his fans"

by GSA84 February 4, 2022