shlimer

A dick bigger than a shlong. Disgustingly LARGE.

Yo, we can see bryce's shlimer from 2 miles away

by fidgenation June 2, 2017

SHMIGER

shmiger is a nigger so white ppl cant say nigger but can say shmiger

HEY my shmiger

by Nigga i saved you July 18, 2021

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

shim shimmer

is a nay nay made up word - it means nothing but could translate into warm regards which is smarmy.

shim shimmer - nay nay

by youvelostit June 25, 2008

Chicken Shimmer

The by-product of a great fried chicken experience.

When enthusiastically tucking into a bucket of the finest dirty chicken you accidentally transpose chicken grease across one's entire face resulting in a glorious, shimmering effect which, when it catches the light, is the envy of everyone.

"Check out my chicken shimmer. It's as awesome as these hot wings".

by Nickp95 July 29, 2010

Shmamerd

To get really really drunk

man I got so shmamerd last night.
wanna go get shmamerd?
I think i'm shmamerd
He is so shmamerd

by ZJJ December 17, 2009

shimmershammer

Appropriate, All purpose word, a verb adjective, noun, pronoun, nickname for anyone, meaning anything, whenever. alternative variations: shimsham(noun) Shim Sham Sharoo!(exclamation)

Hey! shimsham! go over there and push and claim.
Make sure you shimmershammer before you shimmershammer, damit shimsham.
random exclamation: Shim Sham ShaRoo!! Look at that!

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003