An individual who always finds the coolest and newest things on the internet and shares them him his friends. The person always guide his friends tonew things on the internet.
by lazaro November 6, 2005
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Pronounced /‘Shmir/
Etmology: Modern English, possibly from mixing the name Mere with Smirnoff but the true origin is hotly debated but unkown
Date: early 1990s but no earlier than 1980... See More
Noun
1: someone who is audacious, outspoken, and the life of the party. One will be able to spot a Shmere in a crowd by their big, usually red and out of control hair, loud gapping mouth, and outrageous attire that is either themed or revealing. You will also find this person with either one or any combination of the following things: coffee, vodka, cigarette, cell phone, your credit card, their shoes in their hand instead of on their feet, keys with an obnoxious key ring
2: A person who will yell at children without restraint or inhibition
3: A loyal friend who would try to bail you out of the clink as long as they weren’t sitting next to you in it
Verb
1: to mess ones trousers with either fecal matter or cream cheese
Adjective
1: To babble incoherently when drunk
2: A designated driver who gets hammered and cannot meet their automotive duties
Pronounced /‘Shmir/
Etmology: Modern English, possibly from mixing the name Mere with Smirnoff but the true origin is hotly debated but unkown
Date: early 1990s but no earlier than 1980... See More
Noun
1: someone who is audacious, outspoken, and the life of the party. One will be able to spot a Shmere in a crowd by their big, usually red and out of control hair, loud gapping mouth, and outrageous attire that is either themed or revealing. You will also find this person with either one or any combination of the following things: coffee, vodka, cigarette, cell phone, your credit card, their shoes in their hand instead of on their feet, keys with an obnoxious key ring
2: A person who will yell at children without restraint or inhibition
3: A loyal friend who would try to bail you out of the clink as long as they weren’t sitting next to you in it
Verb
1: to mess ones trousers with either fecal matter or cream cheese
Adjective
1: To babble incoherently when drunk
2: A designated driver who gets hammered and cannot meet their automotive duties
Damn it Shmere!!
by meredith769 June 17, 2010
Get the Shmere mug.S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
by rubaryy April 11, 2023
Get the Shmernered mug.A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
by gskwaired December 1, 2010
Get the Shit Sherpa mug.A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.
by Lew Mills September 26, 2007
Get the shopping sherpa mug.1. synonymous for ugh
2. used when you don't know the word you are looking for
3. synonymous for shut
4. something idiots say
2. used when you don't know the word you are looking for
3. synonymous for shut
4. something idiots say
"You shmered the shmerly shmer shmerfully."
by Morbot December 5, 2011
Get the shmer mug.jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007
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