shmarlzvan

Shmarlzvan is a very interesting and smart person. She has brown curly brown hair and is younger than most of her fabtabuliscious friends. She is friends with the breadstick and the Tiran. Shmarlzvan likes star wars and the lion king. Her location of living is unknown. Other names can be Toulia, Shmarlia and Parliwarla. You are very lucky if you meet the Shmarlzvan. She is very rare and so you should be fortunate if you spot her in her natural environment/habitat.

Oh my god, that must be the Shmarlzvan... she is very Shmarlian.

by TiranJG March 24, 2019

old shmeagle

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

Shemar

Shemar is an sexy amazing beast they are truly dominant in bed well charming. Some say what he speaks comes true can also pull any girl at his will many say even men are attracted to them. Most Shemar are typically short around 5'5 5'6 despite their height they are really dangerous they have a stroke game of 9000 capable of fking your bitch. Shemar is a funny laid back nigga that knows how to dress you can always spot them a mile away

Girl: who's that sexy jawn right there

Girl2: and he can dress
Girl 3: nahh that gotta be a Shemar

by Jboogie247 April 16, 2017

Dirty Shearer

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared

Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '

by LittleRichard February 19, 2010

schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016