Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered
I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..
by Islandoger February 03, 2010
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shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.
I wanna get really shmammered tonight!
by WordsofWisdom13 April 20, 2011
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shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place
Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!
by fanch6857 January 18, 2011
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Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.
Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered
by Pirate Wood March 10, 2011
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