Shmammied

Adj.- 1.To be in a state of blatent intoxication.
2. To be just piss drunk.

We got so shmammied last night, i cant remember a thing.

by YaBoy757 April 26, 2011

Shmammered

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

Shmamerd

To get really really drunk

man I got so shmamerd last night.
wanna go get shmamerd?
I think i'm shmamerd
He is so shmamerd

by ZJJ December 17, 2009

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

shmammery

Getting as shit faced as you possibly can without passing out, blacking out, or throwing up. Basically having the best time possible, while still being classy, with as much alcohol as possible. Often done on the regular on college campuses.

Person 1: Dude, do you have class tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!

by djkalypso November 24, 2010

shmammered

Stoned and Hammered

Being High, than Getting drunk

by Lucas Tait May 26, 2003