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you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.
Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”
by The kool kids February 2, 2022
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The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.
by Alyssa G January 27, 2008
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slumber

To sleep for a very long time.

In particular, longer than you would for a normal sleep and shorter than bedrest
Man, I wish I had just slept instead of slumbered.
by Jason101 December 25, 2005
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Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.
"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.
by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009
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slumberparty surprise

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.
Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.
by TUFM October 12, 2009
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Slumbery Eyed

To be tired, sleepy, or fatigued.
Michael: Why didn't you come over last night?

Kevin: Man I was so Slumbery Eyed from the night before, I passed out when I came home.
by MarkItZero December 18, 2008
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shlumbel

A jewish sounding word for dude. Say it when you want to be cool or just want to connect with a jewish teenage friend. Or don't.
Shlumbel as a noun. Hey, sup sup Shlumbel?!!

Shlumbel as a verb. I'm just shlumbelling along.
by apocalypto August 4, 2012
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