An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered
Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!
by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006
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Get the slootha mug.Slooths are similar sloths, but bigger, and the DESPISE sloths. They are friendly creatures, they love to, eat and sleep (DON'T WE ALL?) but if you offend their 'Slooth King' they will attack you, and maybe kill you. They are not to be handled by unauthorized personal. Nearly went extinct last time they where handled my unauthorized personal. Only two remain, until they rebuild their civilization.
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