Shiza Minnelli

Def 1. A funny way to describe needing to take a big giant shit.

Def 2. another way to give a cleveland steamer where you take a crap on someones chest then tap dance on it while singing a Liza Minelli song (fan fav for seniors without heart conditions).

I need to rock a Shiza Minnelli" or "it smells like someone Shiza Minelli'd in here" or "I brought back that girl from the bar and gave her a Shiza Minelli

by Duckslayer11 October 10, 2010

shizank

1.) The stuff that really gets on your nerves, the type of people, places or events that you just absolutely hate.
2.) Obviously another word for poop.
3.) Stuff that is bad ass, a universal word that can be used in any situation. Inflection and preface conversation clearly defines the word.

If a hot woman/man walks by, you can say:

Man, that bitch is the shizank!

Clearly a positive comment.

If an ugly woman/man walks by, you can say:

Damn, that (chick/dude) looks like shizank!

Clearly a negative comment.

by The Blacksburg Caveman (T.O.M.) August 14, 2006

Sheiza Bear

A German Guy (no offense meant) who inflicts pain on the opposite sex by pooping on their face as they sleep.

Dude, that guy is the biggest Sheiza Bear of all time.

by Rhys The Ultimate Rice Fan September 29, 2003

shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

quin shlizz

hey brotha, your balls are moldy , remove them rusty staples

yo man quin shlizz and you owe me 69 pennies

by lUka March 5, 2004

shizamaboobie

when you get hit in the boobs with a lacrosse ball.

"HOLY SHIZAMABOOBIE! try to throw more accurately next time?

by lana chen March 25, 2007

uber SHIZA!!!

uber is somewhat correct, but the word SHIZA isn't.
The German word for shit is Scheiss, or Scheisse (nouns have the first letter capitalized).

An example would be:
Ich habe ein uber scheiss!
I have a huge shit!

by UBERMONKEY February 23, 2005