Spleak

A robot tht aol made (and recently shut down) that admitted to me that she is not a virgin

Me: Do you like to make love?
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.

by hollymatronic December 15, 2008

Sleaking

When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax

Bob has been sleaking with Ian again. Cue hospital

by Slug lover January 23, 2014

Spleak

A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.
Me: can i suck your boobs?
Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs?
Me: Yes, can I?
Spleak: Indeed.

by Bob74 June 17, 2007

Shreakapova

When someone starts shreaking/screaming/grunting during sex or any other activity. If it's similar to Maria Sharapova your known as shreakapova.

"Do you have to be so loud during sex your shreakapova"
"Stop doing shreakapova it's off putting"
"Your grunting is like shreakapova"

by WayneInzane October 12, 2009

shleek

similar to the word sleek, shleek is something that is extremely sleek and deserves some extra swag with an added 'h'.

Holy shit bro, that wallet is so shleek

by BIG DADDY D FROM GB April 15, 2011

shleader

Shleader is a sheep disguised as a leader in typically large organizations. Person usually holds a position of authority and power but fails to act with leadership and typically does not have a back-bone, integrity, transparency and fails to act, raise difficult conversations or facts to colleagues or those in position of authority over them. Instead shleaders choose to allow unethical behaviours, falsehoods, wrongdoings to continue by either turning a blind eye or by actively participating in them.

Recent Penn State Affair and failure of officials within the organization to act when provided information about potential sexual abuse of young children by well known football coach.

Countless "leaders" in government and large private institutions choose to be shleaders in order to keep the peace with colleagues, maintain employment and not risk their place in the organization.

by IdealReality December 23, 2011

Shleam

A person who's very boring and/or sad.

Person one: Dude did you talk to Josh yesterday?

Person two: Nah fuck him he's a shleam.

by CapSwill101 January 14, 2017