Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018

Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

by HellyM March 16, 2008

Shittington Fife!

Traditional English. Exclamation used to express extreme surprise.

See how tall that guy is? Shittington Fife!

by Tom Vek October 18, 2011

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

shitnet

A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.

by SteveCooper September 30, 2008

shittytittyfittyfuck

this word is what you say when your friend is on the phone with their parents and you want them to get into trouble

friend: hey mom

you: shittytittyfittyfuck

friend: you lil shit, Ma ill call you back.

by smexydavestrider May 18, 2016