Shittening

When your day is going like shit, but you still don’t trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 14, 2019

shittertin

Zorion

Zorion is a shittertin.

by I wanted to be a cowboy baby September 13, 2020

Shittening

When you are having a shit and something frightens you . It's a step up from `shat my self` as you are already shitting. It just speeds up the process.

Today I was in the toilet and I had a shittening. A spider crawled up my leg.

by vibrazy September 16, 2021

shittering

when your organs are shivering and jittering at the same time

My organs are shittering right now!

by KronaSkye February 22, 2022

Shartexting

When you are on a phone call and one of the callers is talking while the other is mute while they are pooping and farting but texting to the talker.

Tracy was Shartexting while Joe was telling his story about his uncle.

by TVerg August 29, 2022

shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 12, 2023

The Shittening

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 20, 2019