Shittake

another word for saying shit.

Dutch: Wasabii, Bean??
Bean: Shittake! Want to come chilll?

by HempNaturelle January 29, 2009

Shittake

Something which is both shit and tacky

OMG her shoes are so shittake!

by Hot-Box April 14, 2009

Shittake

The name of my llamacorn oc.
Its an Insult, saying that someone looks lïke a llama with a unicorn horn which has an unhealthy addiction to manicures. and a werd Ï just made up Ïn school.
Less commonly spelt ‘shitake’.

Said: shit-ayk

‘You look lïke shittake, mate’

by IcattErr October 19, 2021

Shitageddon

horrible farts

i drank milk and braced myself for a Shitageddon

by urmommy123 September 5, 2009

shittagram

When some part of your Instagram isn't working.

D: "Hey! My DMS aren't working!"
M: "Why?"
D: "IDK, i have a shittagram."

by twentyone_goners_ April 14, 2017

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

by Done it all dave December 25, 2023