ShiTon

Combination of Shit and ton. As in a ton of shit. or large amount of something.

"Thats a ShiTon of stuff ya got there."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.

Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.

by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

shitnet

A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.

by SteveCooper September 30, 2008

shitnel

When you have an explosive shit that leaves residue on the inside and under seat of the toilet.

Dude 1 "Man I'm not usin' that basin, there's shitnel everywhere."
Dude 2 "Yeah, what went off in there?"

by Jacoola April 17, 2009

Shitower

The act of taking a shit and then a shower

Ron : Yo dog, be right there,I gotta take a shitower!

Steve: A what?

Ron: A shit and shower!

by drizzle82 February 5, 2014

Shitower

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.

Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.

by Louie Williams August 4, 2015