shittastic

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"

"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."

by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008

shagnasty

A man of low standards in reguards to sexual partners. A true Shagnasty will quite happily have sex with someone he finds physically repulsive. A shagnasty never admits to sleeping with ugly girls and to most people may seem completly celabet.

"you hear about john?"
"what happened..?"
"He got caught at the old peoples home trying to organise a geriactric orgy."
"lol, that guy's a shagnasty"

by Snowee February 12, 2008

Shintastic

To describe something asian and fantastic

These dumplings are shintastic!

by AsianSensation5698 January 5, 2011

Shittasticular

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!

You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!

by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

shitoast

Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.

"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"

A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."

by SweatnShame July 30, 2014

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

American company run by Sir Tobin, a carrier pigeon. Famous for stellar customer service (makes their moms so happy), dirty jokes and even dirtier underwear (in the best possible way). Coined the phrase “ball hammock” (I.e. the happiest place on earth for a man’s bits and pieces).

My husband’s favorite gift for Christmas was his new ball hammocks from Shinesty.

by sapqueen96 December 28, 2021