Shiblanga

The act of penetrating your lover with a stale pizza crust in all available orifices.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, last night I had leftover pizza so I totally gave Stacy a Shiblanga!"

Guy 2: "You're a deplorable person"

by StormDog33 May 9, 2011

Shillax

Shilen + Chill + Relax = Shillax
A form of meditation.

I just shillaxed now I feel great.

by Shillax June 3, 2018

Shitabyss

1.) A never ending hole full of shit
2.) A metephor which can be used in place of: jail, heaven, hell, or anywhere that is fucked up and life-ruining

If Ricky doesn't stop smoking weed and hash he will end up in the shitabyss.

by bm0591 February 22, 2006

shitake

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

by jengabenga January 22, 2009

Shila

An alternation of the name "chyla", Shila is meant to be one of the prettiest human beings to have ever walked the Earth. If you know a Shila, you should be proud of yourself. Shila is the bottom of the rainbow, she's the prettiest girl ever. You can't find a Shila, it's too hard, but once you find her, you will gain good luck for the rest of her life. If however, you find her and not keep her, she'll find a way to ruin your life forever.

Jason found Shila at a young age. He won the lottery the day after he married her, and the strange thing is that he never even bought a ticket. Three days later, his boss retired and made him the head of the company.

by WadaH February 7, 2010

shiblazed

when you have consumed large amounts of alcohol concluding you to be shit-faced and then following up with a nuggest fest which causes you to be extremely blazed. you are now, shiblazed!

"duuuddeeee man that sick ragger was totally sick bro i drank so much and toked on that shit too, i'm so shiblazed!"

by Ashley, Jenny, Staci June 29, 2006

Shitagram

A negative email, often highlighting wrong doing on the addressee’s part. A well executed Shitagram will have all of the addressee’s chain of command/ management CC’d in the email for maximum impact.

The women down in HR has sent me a shitagram, apparently it was my fault she lost my passport photos and that she didn’t tell me to bring her new ones. That was really good of her letting the company director know.

by Kingkipling October 26, 2018