shitcool

super fucking badass.

transcends the meaning behind the words "shit" and "cool" on their own.

Iron Man is the shitcool version of Batman.

You wish you were as shitcool as iTunz.

by PrepslutBallerbitchbiJankajank May 14, 2013

shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

Shitcoin

Great ways to lose your money.

See: scam

My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.

Don't let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.

by Bridddcoin August 12, 2017

shitcock

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcolt

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.

Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!

by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008