shitbat crazy

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004

shit beat

A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.

by shaque January 28, 2006

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia bro."

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.

Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

shiteater

one who eats, behaves like, or ingests shit. usually used as an insult or compilment LOL

"You fucking shiteater!"

by wtflolbbqrotfl June 3, 2008

shitweather

Lousy cold sleet/snow weather that is miserable to deal with in any circumstance but is especially shitty when it is in the forecast for weekends. Shitweather is usually most irritating when it occurs on summer long holiday weekends of Memorial day, 4th of July and Labor day. Shitweather sucks the life out of anyone trudging through the week with the only solace being the possibility of a few brief hours of sunshiney, warm, soul restoring respite from the cold bitter worlds mocking of your misery.

FUCK! The weather channel says clear warm and sunny all week with nothing but shitweather starting Friday through Sunday. Goddamn how I HATE Fucking SHITWEATHER!!!

by The-Hawk May 20, 2011