shitaki

The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.

(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.

by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009

Shitgibbon

An utterly infernal, rotten individual, especially one who tries their damndest to fuck their dog and tack their highly offensive views on everything.

Linda: Horror of horrors... Ted Nugent is trending on twitter?
Steve: Yeah, he called the Parkland students poor, pathetic liars with no soul.
Linda: What a fucking shitgibbon!

by TedNugentKYS March 31, 2018

shitacid

That particularly vicious yellow-green type of liquid shit that stings your ring piece with such ferocity that immediate submersion in water is needed to cool the pain. Often brought on by over indulgence in chilli and other types of hot food, this is the bile and acid left over from the gastric digestive juices that are designed to break down food within the protection of the stomach’s walls. As it exits from your own back door area you feel a pain guaranteed to make you scream and blubber with each gush.

From the Latin: Acidicus Extremus Rectalis

“Dude – I feasted on some hot wings last night that burned me bad on the way out. But after the normal turd session, I had a bout of shitacid that left me screaming like a baby. I think I ripped myself a wider slot back there for sure.”
From the original screenplay of “Dude, my ring is ringing”

“What ho Jeeves, I was due to play a round of badminton this afternoon with Field Marshall Mountbatten, but I fear a torrent of shitacid might be about to visit my back passage at any moment. What say you attend with us and bring a wad of damp towels with you in case I have to rip out a beastly stream at some stage during the game?”
From Jeeves & Wooster Play Shuttlecock and Balls

by Monty Cornwall January 9, 2008

shitarium

when you walk into the bathrooms at school and find that all the toilets are vacated.

man, i desperately needed to crap but i walked into the shitter and it was all shitarium.

by Timmmah Bee October 19, 2008

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018

Shitalization

1). Shit is fucked up, and or being in a shitty situation. 2). Confused as shit as to what is happening in a given situation when you should be. 3). When use and or using of the word “shit”, is implied yet not enough substance to cover the entirety of what is happening in your current state. 4). When there is absolutely no conceivable way and or words to describe ones current state and or situation, when just saying “what?” and or “what the shit?” Is not efficient enough.

When you come home from work and there are thirty are so cars in and around your home and is obvious that a party is going on that you did not approve nor receive an invite, and as you walk in there is no one yelling “Surprise!”, but yet some asking, “who are you this is a private party”. And you instantly roar out in utter disgust, “ What in Shitalization!” • ViA • Roy•Robert’s

by Werds•Never•Written September 5, 2020