shitalyzed

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

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ShitananaSlippie

When a Man Slips on a Banana and Dies Due to the Immense Pressure Forcing Shit out of his Anus.

Dis guy KAMIL went and did a ShitananaSlippie...
Poor Lad.

by MinderTing July 15, 2020

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To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

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Shita

1. Spanish slang for the word "Shit".
2. Being extremely excited while saying "Shit".

Helen: *Throws a dildo at Priscilla*
Priscilla: "Oh SHITA!"

by helenizzzzle August 23, 2007

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shitanium

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

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