shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

shitbox

Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.

I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.

by Slappy April 7, 2005

Hawaiian Shitbox

When you smoke a joint while taking a giant shit in a tiny fire camp bathroom and then take a steaming hot shower. People know....

Hey man, I really wanted to brush my teeth but someone Hawaiian shitboxed the bathroom

by Ovipositor July 1, 2019

Shitbox

i.e. a Hot Wheels Regular Treasure Hunt

Describes the cars in the Regular Treasure Hunt Series released by Hot Wheels.

Davit: "I went into Wal-Mart this morning and the pegs were plump full!"

Si: "What did you find?"

Davit: "I saw the green stripe and got all excited just to find out it was just a shitbox."

by Looped Out November 2, 2009

Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.

Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

by Meathead and JJ December 18, 2003

shitbox

The cat's litter box

Geesh dude, that Shitbox stinks!!!!

by Shawn July 26, 2003