Shirley Manson 

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.

Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."

Shirley Manson by hannessensens July 22, 2009

Creepy Shirley 

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

Creepy Shirley by GregCardinals October 30, 2007

oasis academy shirley park 

A school full of fake bitches, wanna be roadmen

And neeks theirs a very thew real people and year 10 and 11 are the best year everyone bellow are all of the above

Oasis academy Shirley park

oasis academy shirley park by The annoyance January 11, 2020

Pass the Shirley Temple 

A phrase that is used inplace of asking permission to perform a handjob on a person.

Would you pass the Shirley Temple?

Pass the Shirley Temple by Face Stabber March 9, 2005

Dirty Shirley 

The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!

Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.

Dirty Shirley by PacifiCait January 7, 2008

Shirley'd

When a Male has a Female haircut such as a perm or a bob.

Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
or
Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
or
Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"

Shirley'd by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012

Shirley High School 

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

Shirley High School by DJ Keith June 24, 2019