gelliswick shipwreck 

The act of leaving a 'lady' full of semen and stranded on a shithole of a beach.

No way am I taking her home but she's definitely a Gelliswick Shipwreck.

gelliswick shipwreck by Chandler824 September 3, 2016

chipwrecked

Extremly sauced. Weasled. When you have been topped up one to many times that your skull is racthed to the binger.

Jerry: My skull is chipwrecked!
Riley: Faggot you wrecked christmass!
Morgan: Free Earl!
Mark: Weasel for life!

chipwrecked by Whopukkedme? January 5, 2012

shipwreck 

Cocktail - variant of the Bloody Mary.

A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.

Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.

Chick: What the fuck is that on the wall?

Dude: Shipwreck.

shipwreck by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

Snipwrecked Burger 

A burger that's served with parsnips

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Snipwrecked Burger, you should try it!"

Snipwrecked Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

shipwreck in shallow water 

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

shipwreck in shallow water by RCCG May 22, 2008

Shipwreck Schramm 

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

Shipwreck Schramm by observer2 February 8, 2010

Sutton shipwreck 

When RAY Sutton fucks you in the ass with his 9in. Dick all hardcore rough style and and rips it apart...

(Cause of all of the bloody semen)

(Sea Men)

I got a Sutton shipwreck from Ray last night I won't shut right for a week ....

Sutton shipwreck by Oddaway upinnit August 17, 2023