skipton

A small town in north yorkshire basicly consisting of sheep and old people.

visit it to find out wot im talking about!!

' man this place got more old people than skipton'
' u want boredom? go to skipton!!'

by xxljxx April 24, 2006

Shipmonks

When a person is led to believe that they are in some way far superior to everybody else in fantasy football. Typically blames failures on injuries.

Tom realized he had a serious case of the shipmonks on 12/16/2018 when his fantasy football team fell harder than Tom in NYC.

by Mahomes is December 24, 2018

Shitonce

Someone who shit once I guess. He’s like a teenager too so thats weird.

Wow dude man, you really shitonce

by I make defos for my friends October 25, 2020

Skipton

A small town with charvas and Neeks in one place drugs everywhere police say it’s a sleepy town the residents say different and the skipton academy erm no thanks

That is so like skipton

by Yes charva January 28, 2021

Shipon

A fat person.

She is a bit shipon isn't she.

by shiton September 24, 2021

Skipton

Skipton North Yorkshire. A place full of vaping neeks and a few top shaggers. The grammar schools are alright. A mediocre place full of pensioners.

“Hey, let’s go to skipton!”
“Let’s not. It’s a shithole”

by SkiptonYute February 17, 2022

shitonastick

It's kinna like shit in a cone, but it comes on these little popsicle sticks. People named Casey really like them a lot.

James loves the taste of his new shitonastick! Don't ask him to share, he'll bite you.

by b4p November 3, 2003