Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.
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Get the Shnut mug.The combination of shit and lint that collects in a mans ass crack (usually hairy) after a particularly stressful, physically exherting, or otherwise harrowing day. (Could also be the result of wearing new underwear for the first time that shed alot of lint)
Typically, shint is removed in the shower, and its discovery is usually accompanied by a vocalization of disgust by the victim.
Typically, shint is removed in the shower, and its discovery is usually accompanied by a vocalization of disgust by the victim.
After wearing a new pair of underwear on a particularly hot day, Tony – while showering – discovered a mass of shint tangled in his ass hair, and removed it with a noise of disapproval.
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Get the shisuta mug.A new form of lower leg exercise created by Ralph Drabble on accident. You need to have a table very close at hand to do this. While walking up to the table, you slightly bang your shin bone against it emitting a loud 'YEOOW!', then hopping back and massaging your shin and ankle. This is repeated several times to complete the set. Not only does it toughen the shin bones, it also makes the ankles more flexible.
Ralph: (he's walking into the room) Hey! Do you want to help me with my Shinups? I haven't done them in a while. My shins are getting so weak and I usually have tough shins, you know?!
Bryant: Sure! I know how. Just walk into the table and give your shin a gentle bang, right?
Ralph: Yeah, and then you MASSAGE (like he's drawing it out) your shin and ankle really good. And then you just do it again. It's easy!
June: (bangs her shin into the table) YEOOWW!! Like that?!
Ralph: Yeah, you've got it now. It might sting your ankles but it works wonders for weak shins!
Bryant: Sweet! (stubs toe on the table) YEOOWW!!
Ralph: (runs over and massages Bryant's shin for him) That's it. We should put these on video. Anyone could do it!
June: Neat, forget push ups! You want tough lower legs? Try Shinups! (slaps Bryant on the shin and gives Ralph a high five)
Bryant: Sure! I know how. Just walk into the table and give your shin a gentle bang, right?
Ralph: Yeah, and then you MASSAGE (like he's drawing it out) your shin and ankle really good. And then you just do it again. It's easy!
June: (bangs her shin into the table) YEOOWW!! Like that?!
Ralph: Yeah, you've got it now. It might sting your ankles but it works wonders for weak shins!
Bryant: Sweet! (stubs toe on the table) YEOOWW!!
Ralph: (runs over and massages Bryant's shin for him) That's it. We should put these on video. Anyone could do it!
June: Neat, forget push ups! You want tough lower legs? Try Shinups! (slaps Bryant on the shin and gives Ralph a high five)
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He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.
He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.
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