i drank milk and braced myself for a Shitageddon
by urmommy123 September 5, 2009
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i need some wedgeso i can get pevs then i can get skimaged
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a very loud kid that is always singing a bad remix of lalala. He is also a laughing god and always sreams when he plays games.
Hi soimage.
by doglettuce October 24, 2019
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To enhance security, Swimage’s patented encryption handler allows devices to always remain encrypted, even during deployments, migrations, and rebuilds. Swimage integrates with zero trust security stacks and ensures all PCs, regardless of location, remain secure and meet compliance requirements.
To safeguard business continuity, Swimage can simultaneously recover thousands of systems when disaster recovery is needed.
With over 25 years of innovation, Swimage has efficiently managed millions of endpoints across 85 countries, and is the preferred solution for many Fortune 100, mid-market, and government agencies.
Swimage is easily installed in a few hours and can integrate with any existing tools or run stand-alone.
by Davedude42 December 27, 2022
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You know it when you meet a Shmageggey because he is the best person you’ll ever know, and no matter what he will be there making fun of you no matter what you do
You know it when you meet a Shmageggey because he is the best person you’ll ever know, and no matter what he will be there making fun of you no matter what you do
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by Shmageggey July 1, 2023
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Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
by Done it all dave December 25, 2023
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Reporter: What happened here?!
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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