by The Shiftyest of them all January 23, 2012
A Shifty is a person that thinks he's the best, blames other people for his mistakes and doesn't understand that people do not always have time for him of things he's busy with. He generally gets mad at the people he doesn't understand.
Me: Hey, I can't make it tonight, sorry. (For let's say: Battlefield clan war)
Shifty: Then just don't come back idiot, we don't even need you anyways.
Friend: Why does he have to be such a Shifty?
Shifty: Then just don't come back idiot, we don't even need you anyways.
Friend: Why does he have to be such a Shifty?
by PoisonousCarrot November 17, 2013
1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.
Also see people who can walk on water
Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.
by Shifty July 02, 2004
Having no worthwhile qualities. Of shoddy standard. Undesirable or defective.
An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.
An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.
by caughey March 20, 2008
Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college
"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty
by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004