shmite

1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville

1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"

by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007

semi-anti-semite

Semi-Anti-Semites are basically conspiracists. While they don´t directly speak out against Jews or the Jewish culture, they bring up a lot of "reasonable" arguments pointing out to Jewish people controlling the world and being the root of all evil. They also have very wild theories about the Holocaust.

Jack : "I´m not saying that all Jews are evil, but ..."
Jill: " So don´t. I don´t want wo listen to your Semi-Anti-Semite bullshit."

by Cukarino November 19, 2015

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

shmite

this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.

i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question

by Jsieg February 5, 2008

Shelite

To be a woman who knows her worth

A woman who stands up for herself, carries herself with class.

An educated woman who applies herself and is unafraid to learn and try new things.

Will not let anyone tell her she "can't".

Actively strives to shatter the glass ceiling and make gender equality available to future generations.

Believes in and supports feminism.

Charlotte advocates for women and children that are victims of domestic violence and sexual assault; she's an amazing sheliteist.

Amber is such a shelite. She's about to become CEO!

Feminist

by Madi bangz September 12, 2015

Shemise

A level 10, absolute douchebag.

Matt is such a god damn shemise.

by captain skid-mark June 14, 2018

Sheritee

A kind, loving person that often times has difficulty listening to what other people have to say.

Sheritee is very kind but stubborn at times.

by Frogly May 16, 2021