Cum Slicker

n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.

Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her

"That bitch is so fine she needs a cum slicker"

by zenmastac January 16, 2009

slickery

When a woman's vaginal area becomes wet due to sexual arousal.

You're killing me. This foreplay makes my box all slickery.

by Shfifty June 8, 2005

shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

slicker

someone who slicks back their hair with an obscene amount of gel so that it crunches to the touch
a slicker's last name will often end a vowel.

dude, that slicker needs to go easy on the VO5,

by NotUrban October 12, 2007

Slicker

Shortened form of "City Slicker." Anyone from a non-rural area, that enters a rural area. Usually not very knowledgeable, concerning rural customs. And not very outdoorsy. Also see "City boy" "Townie" or "Greenhorn"

Some damn slicker came into the bar lastnight, with his yuppie girlfriend. He looked about as pretty as she did.

by Dirty white trash February 18, 2017

slickery

When some is slick and slippery at the same time.

This lube feels good, it's slickery.

by Porciline February 6, 2005

slicker than owl shit

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

by headth August 22, 2011