Selfed 

Selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. To make your own way. selfed, self·ing, selfs
Botany: To fertilize or pollinate itself. Produced by vegetative propagation.

One way to tell someone to go F#C* themselves.

Man Joey totally Selfed that situation.

Jon didn't need anyone he selfed it he's a total boss.

Go get Selfed!

Selfed by Selfed Made May 3, 2022

mee-shelled 

Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.

I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.

mee-shelled by Jammin35 May 10, 2018

Shelled

A turtles shell being stolen or taken.

My turtle recently got shelled. His shell has been gone for almost a week now.

Shelled by YUNGTC September 16, 2017

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

soft shelled taco by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich 

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Top Shelfer 

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

Top Shelfer by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

shelled

Amish word for screwed.

We are getting shelled!!

shelled by Pay Grade Scott December 31, 2007