Shetard

Shitfaced retard, or girly retard.

jay is such a shetard
or
omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard

by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008

SHAYTARDS

A man (shay carl) and his 'hot' wife (colette) and 4 kids (sontard,princesstard,babytard and rocktard) film their day and upload to their youtube channel 'SHAYTARDS'

hey I'm vlogging here
I'm just watching the shaytards

by a shaytards fan December 29, 2011

scenetards

A word to negatively call a scene kid. It is a compound word of the two terms "scene kid" and "retard", as scene kids are retarded.

Did you see all the scenetards at the Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding show?

by Audrey Will Kick Your Ass November 7, 2006

Sheeptards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005

Sweetard

When something is sweet and retarded

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "

by Jamiegrasshopper April 4, 2010

seetard

Someone whose vision is so horrible that it's retarded

Haha that guy just walked into a wall, he must be a seetard.

by Blafucock March 30, 2011