Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

sheffer

A bitch ass mofo

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit

by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

by allforone23 July 15, 2010

Sheffers

1. Something amazing , and indescribably outstanding- something that needs to be seen.

2. A term used by Aussies to describe Sheffield.

1) "it was absolutely sheffers!"

2) "yeah mate, I just went to Sheffers!"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016

Shaeffer

Used to determine which person in a group of people farted

-Someone hears or smells a fart….(group of 3)
Person 1: “shaeffer”
Person 2 : “shaeffer”
Person 3: “shaeffer “
Means: person 3 farted

by Quila8 September 13, 2021