swasted

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

by brett z August 13, 2006

sharted

when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants

Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!

by but lick April 11, 2005

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

sharted

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

by Gene Pool September 13, 2008

i just sharted

The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"

Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"

by derpduck February 16, 2015

White Girl Shwasted

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

by TattiG February 16, 2010

sharted

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

by Phil MiHole March 3, 2004