Shititism

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

by jwill25 February 24, 2010

sharktits

when somones nipples get so hard they cold cut glass

its so dam cold out that i have sharktits

by jamt96969669 December 8, 2010

SHITITIS

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

by Parly January 26, 2011

shartinigger

When someone farts but tries to hard and share!

That ain't no fart you shartinigger!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Shaneitis

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work. Originated from Shane not showing up.

Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneitis.

by Applefart69 August 1, 2018

Shartisinal

A shart that is of the finest quality - both humiliating and possessing a genius reserved for the luckiest and most skilled practitioners.

OMG!! That was shartisinal!!! Both sides of the yoga pants in a pattern that looks a butterfly - hold on, let me get a pic...

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.

Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus

by Mattsit February 13, 2021