shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

shartcult

a really swag group of people on instagram that is classified as the best group of friends on instagram as of 130 B.C

osomatsu: do you like shartcult
jyushimatsu: waga baba bobo

by sky 😈 November 11, 2019

shortcutism

taking something from other people and not giving them credit, specially knowledge

Abir: What is this 'shortcutism'?
Adnan: I take credit from you and claim the word as my own....a fitting example of shortcutism.

by abirpahlwan January 27, 2022

Shortcut to prevent ringing

What does shortcut to prevent ringing mean

When shortcut to prevent ringing is it suppose to be on or off

by What does shortcut to prevent December 11, 2022

sharkcuterie

What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark

Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023