shar.s.v.p.

to do the opposite of what you say you are going to do, specifically for planned events or gatherings. the opposite of a r.s.v.p.

did he shar.s.v.p. that he was going to the party on saturday? i have no idea why he never showed up. he never does what he says he is going to do.

by The_Planner_2011 March 21, 2011

shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.

“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”

by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome

An Acute "everyailment" of your "everyparts" that you just have to let everybody know about.

Oh dear .. avoid talking to him today he's been diagnosed with "Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome" and he just wants to tell everyone about it

by Nifty Lifty March 31, 2023

Shark's Bite

When someone bites your dick during oral

She gave me shark's bite man, I needed ice!

by FinWonga October 6, 2016

Shart Shot

A drink made with jagermeister and chocolate syrup and garnished with a candy corn

I got totally fucked up on shart shots!

by tittytittybangbang August 22, 2010

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014