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Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010
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Sharpie War

Is a war or battle in wich you and a group of friends get together with diffrent colored sharpies ech. And you mark eachother back and forth as much as possible unti everyone gets tired. The one with the most lines in the end losses.
Sharpie War! Whoever doesnt play is a loser !
by XxXS_L_U_T> November 29, 2007
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Sharkeisha

One of the most ridiculous ghetto names in the history of mankind.

*known for beating up another young woman who also had a ridiculous name, but was far more attractive than her.
Person A: I want to name my baby Sharkeisha,

Person B: Why the fuck would you want that?

Person A: Because, Javonte, Dontarious, Quenchetta just don't fit.
by Ghetto name hunter January 1, 2014
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
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Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money
1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""
by nomnomnomforbrains April 21, 2011
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Sharpie Headache

Headache caused by using sharpies in close proximity to your face. also known as sharpie high or contact high.
Also caused by sniffing sharpie fumes on purpose.
Person 1: Ugh, I have a sharpie headache
Person 2: how'd you manage that?
Person 1: I got too close to the page when I was drawing with the sharpie
Person 2: oh, that's smart
by jadefyre's freedom April 20, 2009
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sharpie

The greatest invention known to man since the gun. will mark on any surface known to man, even some known to monkeys. is friggen awesome. you need to buy some. at least 100.
by Iain April 7, 2004
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