Sharoni

Someone who likes diamonds

Sharoni LOVES diamonds

by jason.lol December 3, 2019

Shartinkle

1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.

2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants

During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!

by Michael Sinnott January 18, 2009

Sharktits

n. An album released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym Mayhem.

"Hey, did you hear sharktits is being released this November?"

by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012

Sharticle

A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.

Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.

by elijahblue November 26, 2013

shartina

shartina is a doll that everyone in the world really likes to throw on school roofs. she is very very very slay and people call her satanic. Though she is the best girly pop in the universe. Shartina is also an important artifact to the shartina cults' lives. As she has helped them through very hard times. The story of shartina is a girl named tina in floptropica. But unfortunately she got sharted on. She is now our best friend.

person 1 - Hey did you hear mr mardell was crawling on the roof..?

person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.

Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.

by shartina June 15, 2023

Mark Sharobim

The physical embodiment of a literal black egg head. Someone who is social distanced from their family and any females in the 50 mile radius

Mark Sharobim is a brokey.

by FoodCr1minal1234 August 22, 2022

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010