An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
by dougsizzle January 13, 2008
Get the Sharkfaced mug.Verb - The act of running someone over in a car, or more specifically, to run them over, reverse, and repeat.
The term originates from Richie 'Sharkface' Aprile of Sopranos fame, who famously ran his car over Beansie twice in quick succession, paralysing him.
The term originates from Richie 'Sharkface' Aprile of Sopranos fame, who famously ran his car over Beansie twice in quick succession, paralysing him.
"Did you kill Bobby's ass on GTA?"
"Yeah, he was in the street with an AK, so I stole a jeep and sharkfaced his ass"
"Yeah, he was in the street with an AK, so I stole a jeep and sharkfaced his ass"
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Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).
All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
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