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shattered dreams

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.
Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!
by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005
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shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.
dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.
by mc rb March 23, 2007
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sharterror

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.
Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."
by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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shattered

Scottish word for "extremly tired"
"i was up chatting to Iain till 3am i'm shattered"
by Cawnar February 18, 2005
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shasterbate

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
by shexcelent December 1, 2009
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