Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.

We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.

by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019

coco-shango

A really black ass word as described by the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

"Push forward Black Twitter and come up with a new word, a really black ass word, like coco-shango"

by Don't know why I'm here 69 February 1, 2018

Rick Santorum Effect

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.

Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.

by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Los Santos Customs

A chain of vehicle customization shops in Grand Theft Auto V. Has a spray can icon on the minimap.

I just customized this Warrener in Los Santos Customs.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011