Shablarted

When your dog takes a ride & decides to shit, fart, and blow his asshole all over the dog kennel and then tap dance in it creating the nastiness mess ever.

A shit bomb, shit blowing all over the place.

My dog Shablarted all over himself in his dog kennel on a 2 hour ride, it was HORRIBLE.

by SnowflakeZone February 22, 2023

Shalled

When you get shanked in the balls

Person 1: Oh shit my ex-girlfriend shanked me in the balls
Person 2: Nah bro you got shalled

by goofyahhs May 21, 2023

Shablasted

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025