Sexlexia

Disease caused by being too sexy. Brought into the world by Jon Shields and fwuann. See dysexyammic.

Jon Shields has sexlexia I swear he is just "too" sexy its scary.

by Boris Elsid July 31, 2003

Sexlexia

Sexlexia:
The inability to pay attention to anything while have sex. The side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.

EX: not being able to watch TV, looking around room, and most common reading a book.

Side Note: Miguel and most Mexicans are afflicted by this disease!

Dude1: "Hey did you see the ending of the Sox game?"

Dude2: "No, I turned on the TV, positioned myself so I could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn't pay attention due to my sexlexia..."

Dude1: "That sucks dude"

Dude2: "W/e"

Dude1: "why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?"

by Migul Ivan October 16, 2008

Sexlexia

Stalling or otherwise compromised thought process or speech due to current sexual activity.

Was trying to talk on the phone and i start getting sexlexia from trying not to moan.

by ExodusMind March 9, 2018

sexflex

When you are in a conversation with someone, when, they randomly bring up having sex even though it has literally nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Oh word Nick damn, I was so confounded like why the rando sexflexing? lol I cannot wait for the dlc... it better come out or I am done soon too.

by ThatKingCole July 3, 2021

SexyLexi

So fucking sexy, everyone loves her. She has enough power of sexyness to eliminate anyone

Omg I can't stop drooling..
Over what?
Lexi!! She's so sexylexi

by Robertsl2010 November 24, 2021