Smegmaster

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

sexmate

ocassional partner for occasional sex (any sex)

we are not in love we just have ocassional sex that's why i told he's my sexmate ,duh!

by SACHIKO August 29, 2005

Sexmonster

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.

My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!

by Aubry September 17, 2005

Sapmaster

The guy who manages a sugar house in a sugar bush

I went to sapjack real quick before the sapmaster came back

by The sapjacker December 8, 2020

End-of-semester-itis

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.

Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.

by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017

sextastrophy

something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.

helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."

Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"

by jacky denver December 29, 2007

sexiester

1) sexier than sexiest
2) one who is physically attractive in an extreme sense; 2a) one who is hottttttt
3) a widdle bunny
4) PRINCE
5) a scarecrow
6) PRINCE
7) a term used by guys to describe the girls into whose pants they wish to get
8) a term used by liars to describe their girlfriends
9) not me
10) a term used to describe a person whom one loves very dearly and wishes to take on one's journey to Utah to conquer the Mormans
11) PRINCE
12) German porn...

Prince is totally lieing when he says I am sexiester. He's actually talking about himself.

by dont_ask_stupid_questions December 14, 2004