When you dont focus on your life and start simping for some random girl who doesnt even know your exist its so severe it can break even the strongest friendships apart to much simping can lead to simpititis where your only state is not to fill the needs of yourself but to simp for a random twitch thot, while simultaneously ruining your life.
"bro Brandon just keeps simping he almost died one time he has Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) many are getting diagnosed each year😔😔"
by yoobster('') October 15, 2022
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A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.
Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.
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Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
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Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
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Get the I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you mug.wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
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