Squirrel Server

Humours mis-pronunciation of SQL Server, used either ironically or for speed between tecchies.

"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"

"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"

by J-Cutter December 24, 2009

War Of The Servers

A movie created by Robert Stonemen made to be originally just a simple machmina about Garry's Mod but do to quick fame it ended up being the alterning moment of Garry's Mod. How? It brought in thosands maybe even milions of players to Garry's Mod it alterd the culture by changing Gmodian minds by giving the simplcy of love for war. Eventually the change made it where Gmod was once Peace and Love to an amazing game that can either be about the simple thing called friendship or become a hard bitten genreal in war.

"This time you can't ban them" - War Of The Servers Poster Quote

by JoeSkylynx January 26, 2009

isa server

Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000

1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.

3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.

Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!

by nimbys_suck July 23, 2005

Dead server

A server that is no longer used by many people and instead only a few. dead servers typically have a lot of people in it but only have 3-4 active people. some dead servers turn into wastelands, where no one is even alive

Me and my friends use to talk all the time there but now it’s just a Dead Server

by Supermegapp69 March 7, 2021

no server november

A protest against 2b2t and the owner hausemaster started by a group of Minecraft players called the Book Club. No server November is an attempt to lag and shut down the server in retaliation to the Book Club being banned.

Steve: Why is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft down?
Alex: It's no server November.

by Duck Eggs November 9, 2019

Server Rewrite

When AE promise to have the server rewritten 4 years ago, but it is at 99.9999999% for the last 2 years.

Player 1: Hey, when's the server rewrite going to come out?

Player 2: I wish I can say that it is real.

by Eatkins June 3, 2017

Mop Server

mop server is a good server but the problem is the owner, he is a inactive at who thinks he's doing the best for his server but isn't

Hey guys you should join mop server (kxKyvwj), It has btd6 experts, retards and gay shits

by NotHexalia May 7, 2021