seymone

a dude with a strong ass forehead but fat booty and tits

god damn she got a big forehead she must be a seymone

by the daddy of all fish January 17, 2020

sermonstatus

Sermonstatus (sir•mon•stay•tuss)
n.

1. any serious speech, discourse, or exhortation, esp. on a moral issue; lecture, posted in status update form on Facebook

2. a discourse for the purpose of religious instruction or exhortation, delivered by the self righteous, religious enthusiast or reformed in status update form on Facebook.

"Did you see Miriam's sermonstatus about people judging her without getting the full story?"

"I delete and block anyone who writes sermonstatus about how I need to join religion cause it's the 'real way'."

by MizShal January 15, 2017

Semmone

Semmone is a sweet lovely person that will care for you family and dances powwow and wins

Is that semmone paskemin

by Fortnite33432 May 17, 2018

Semone

A smart, kind, caring, loving, generous and witty guy. Will stop at nothing for those he loves.

That is SO Semone of you!

by notsemonelol November 22, 2021

seamoney

seamoney is an absolute rizzler. He is so jit and so crip ong frfr. His dick is the size of jupiter's fucking orbit and his rizz is unmatched. He is a daddy.

"Seamoney stop it please anywhere but there ahhhh~~ no don't cream on my shrek collection noo"

by daddyseren June 1, 2024

sexmoneypenis

Having oral sex with someone while holding money

"Wanna have sexmoneypenis with me?"
"Of course i wanna have sexmoneypenis with you"

by summrs from /deahoods January 29, 2025

post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.

I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!

by QuacksO August 5, 2018