super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020

reverse serenade

Singing insults to people in an otherwise pleasant tone.

My boyfriend reverse serenades every day. He thinks it's funny.

by Lenabobina September 9, 2019

spreader

An individual that does not take precautions to mitigate the spread of disease while in public, such as not wearing a mask during the Covid-19 pandemic.

There was a group of spreaders at the park today that I gave a wide berth.

by rawratar August 14, 2020

Seenager

A person in their later stages of life (senior citizen) who experiences or exhibits a renaissance of freedom, creativity, and social engagement similar to those usually present in a person's teenage years. Often characterized by sudden obsession with life-long background/dream interests (dancing, sailing, antique cars, beauty, art) and joyful but troubling carelessness and wreckless socializing.

My 70 year old mum is acting like a total seenager, dancing 7 days a week, listening to loud salsa music and constantly obsessing over her latest boyfriend.

by acrystacat November 12, 2021

spreader

A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.

I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.

by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004

cheek spreader

An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.

That kid was trying a tre flip down that four set and busted a cheek spreader.

by freestyle dave July 7, 2005

Seed Spreader

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader

Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.

by Gearls March 6, 2009