sextard

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.

O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019

spetarded

When its in between sped and retarded you get spetarded

Johns not sped enough to be sped but not dumb enough to be retarded so he's spetarded

by Stormynightsandbrightskys March 27, 2022

Spetard

Special-ed retard

He’s so spetarded

by Dae grace August 6, 2024