splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.

"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"

by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012

Skerplunking

To fornicate repeatedly until unconcious.

Shall we go back to my place for some skerplunking.

by B_man March 19, 2003

spelunking

the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration

The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

by Miss Millie March 1, 2004

slunking

To hesitate or put off doing something you should do.

You need to stop slunking with that situation!!

by DGS NAS June 23, 2010

ass-spelunking

to eat someones ass

i went ass-spelunking last night in your girlfriends ass

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

Ass spelunking

The act of opening and expanding the anal cavity of ones partner and then proceeding, with cave diving gear (ie: Carabiner, ropes, headlamps, etc), and entering the damp ridged caves of your consenting adult. Occasionally returning to the surface for air.

"Bro, I spent 3 hours ass spelunking last night."

"Oh yeah?, where at"

"Devons"

by RuffleshaveRidges January 29, 2016

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013